Welcome to Mirphak, the secret location of the Alpha site and home of Stargate Alpha Command. Jack O'Neill's the name, <hands you a pack>, you really should read the Procedures Manual. It'll keep you from being killed, or worse. Make sure you join the Yahoo Group too, because there are lots of things going on and if I don't get my memos, you never will.

Yes, there are trees, don't rub it in. Watch out for the little skinny nekkid guys running around as well. Yes, ok so they're Mereks and boy they're nosy little buggers. If in doubt about anything, see the Contact Command page for a 'who's who' on who's best to speak to about your particular problem. You know, Carter can't be fixing your problems all the time and I have very important things to be doing...What have I forgotten? Oh yes...

<Tosses you an ID card> Don't lose it or you can't get in. If you can't log in, try the Reset Password facility. We cannot tell you your password because it is encrypted. One final bit of advice, make sure you read the Survival Guide to Mirphak, it might just save your life someday. Have fun and enjoy your new home!