You like the tongue in cheek sarcasm of the reviews, you like the attention to detail, you like the chevron ratings and you like it when you haven't seen the episode yet and you can read about it. You don't like the fact we don't get them up fast enough. Are you ever happy? Just kidding!

So...This is the NEW Episode Review section for Stargate Alpha. As you can see we are still doing the reviews and we are STILL playing catch up.
We are still keeping the 'Stargate Alpha' brand of sarcasm and 'tongue in cheek' attitude to the episodes. After all, they don't take them seriously, so why should we?
For those joining us from the Command site, don’t expect all the answers to the questions to be here! Fooled you Ha! Most of the answers are there, but you will still have to watch the episodes to find the answers.

Enjoy them for what they are, a satirical take on the universe that is Stargate and FUN.
The writer of the review will rate the episode in the number of chevrons engaged. As we all know, to open the gate, all seven chevrons need to be engaged.
Therefore at Stargate Alpha, we will rate how good an episode is in the opinion of the writer by using the chevron rating.. so the chevrons will be coloured if they are engaged. In this example 5/7 are lit.

If you think you have what it takes to write a review in the style of the site, send your review to Submissions. Remember, just because you submit a review, it doesn't mean we will use it.
However, we will provide feedback to you and you must be patient for a reply.
If we use it, you will get a point bonus in the command side of the site! And Stargate Alpha Academy credits towards a qualification!

So if you're still waiting for your favourite episode to be reviewed??? Write it yourself and send it to us! There will be more added when the mood takes us.

We hope you will enjoy!

Oma